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Gran Fondo San Maurizio – Going Slow Just As Fast As I Can

If you ever find yourself suffering through a gran fondo blame the Italians, out loud like me with spicy Italian phrases – Che diavola! Merda! Porca miseria! – since they invented big mass participation timed rides.

Going slow just as fast as I can

Although I’ve ridden many North American gran fondos, the best way to experience something is direct, from the source, so I’m in Italy riding an authentic Made in Italy gran fondo – Gran Fondo San Maurizio in the Piedmont region, or as they say “peh-ah-MON-tey”.


One of the upfront differences between North American and Italian gran fondos is cost and schwag. NA events are pretty pricey and you’re lucky to get a water bottle and wrong size polyester t-shirt. Italian events on the other hand are only about €30 and come with a bag chock-full of Italian goodies. San Maurizio’s schwag bag includes wine, sparking water, pasta, bread sticks, cake, 100% cotton t-shirt that fits, €10 gift card, water bottle, ice scraper, sport gel and a guide book extoling the virtues of the Piedmont. Make it to the finish and you also get a gourmet meal and more wine… Italians like wine.

Schwag – Made in Italy

Gran fondos are huge in Italy, many with thousands of riders starting en masse. San Maurizio isn’t one of these super-sized events. It’s a small regional gran fondo off the beaten path, put on by Italians for Italians and a few Europeans, plus two jet lagged foreigners – an Australian and me vying for “furthest traveled award”, I finish 2nd.

Sign like a pro

Smaller doesn’t mean easier though. Italian gran fondos are seriously business, events are certified by the Italian Cycling Federation, at least 75 miles long and are chip timed start to finish with prizes for fastest riders in each category. With 8000 feet of climbing in 80 miles Gran Fondo San Maurizio is pretty typical, except at registration where riders ink their name on a public sign-in board just like at the Giro di Italia. I scribble my name nonchalantly, try to make it look like I’ve done it a hundred times, unfortunately I sign the wrong line… rookie mistake.

Makes Descending look easy

Waiting for the start of an Italian gran fondo is a painful long-drawn-out ordeal. While riders shiver the mayor talks for 30 minutes introducing local cycling celebrities Gianni Bugno and Roberto Conti, regaling us with their countless victories ad nauseam. To me it sounds like adult dialogue from a Peanuts cartoon, “Mwa-Mwa-Mwa-Bugno-Mwa-Tour de France-Mwa-Mwa,” but it’s pretty cool to line up and rub elbows with legends.

Let the climbing begin

Italy has lots of mountains with every road seemingly going up or down – mostly up. If you want flat go to Italy, Texas USA. With cool named climbs like Torre Bormida-Bergolo and Rocchetta Belbo-Sant’Elena on roads as steep as walls, my plan is to go slow, just as fast as I can. That isn’t a problem on the six climbs – or descents, since nothing in the USA prepares me for Italian style descending. Whizzing past left and right, riders attack, change lines, brake at the last second and apex corners in search of speed while I scrub speed and use a few of those spicy phrases…

Vine vine Everywhere a vine

Undoubtedly Italian gran fondos provide top-notch support, much more than your average NA event. With rolling enclosures, shoulder-to-shoulder road use, right-of-way at intersections, polizia escort, neutral support, aid stations, bottle hand-ups and follow ambulances – just in case things go awry – all you need to think about is turning pedals over.

Hitching a Ride with Team ASD Jolly Europrestige

But the best part of an Italian gran fondo is the people. Italians love cycling like Americans love baseball. Entire villages stand roadside like a World Series victory parade, cheering not just the first rider, but every rider in search of personal glory. Cars respectfully pull to the shoulder and wait patiently for the peloton to pass, while drivers call “Allez! Allez! Allez!” It feels like the whole country is along for the ride. And after the racing and the riding and the eating and especially the drinking is done, Italian gran fondo riders, just like their North American counterparts, relish in telling tall-tales of their accomplishments to anyone who will listen.

Long winded Mayor and a very fit 2xWorld Champ Bugno

If you’ve never done a genuine Made in Italy gran fondo, add one to your bucket list, there is no substitute.

Gran Fondo San Maurizio: http://www.bikefestivalnocciola.it/

Salute and most of all enjoy the ride.

John is a former faux pro racer now enjoying life as a faux pro journalist in search of great bucket list rides to keep him in shape and out of trouble – well, at least in shape.

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